Words That Are Not Real
The client requires zero touchment. It should start at the time of machine booted when [the network] is connectable.
We will do the upgradation to [the system] tonight at 4pm.
The documentation updation has not happened yet.
Everyone at the meeting was in agreeance over [the issue].
I finished the customerification for [the customer] this morning.
No, no, no. The solution you are suggesting is unpossible!
* but apparently, agreeance is a word; 16th C