Words That Are Not Real

http://www.planetoid.org/grammar_for_geeks/notreal.html :

 

Words That Are Not Real


touchment
The client requires zero touchment. It should start at the time of machine booted when [the network] is connectable.

upgradation
We will do the upgradation to [the system] tonight at 4pm.

updation
The documentation updation has not happened yet.

agreeance
Everyone at the meeting was in agreeance over [the issue].

customerification
I finished the customerification for [the customer] this morning.

unpossible
No, no, no. The solution you are suggesting is unpossible!

 

 * but apparently, agreeance is a word; 16th C

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